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Chris, Canada.
returnerofthesky:

FOR EVERLASTING PEACE
Anonymous: what's your technique for fingering ?

eatpussylivehappy:

pussy poppin hidden 2 fingers no jutsu

mudora77:

Who says you can’t make a shade debonair evil?
fuckthenormandlovecats:

"and in this corner…"
weiss-sneeze:

LINK WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE GODDAMN MAJORA’S MASK JUST HANGING THERE LEISURELY ON THE WALL LIKE A PAINTING YOU HAVE A GODDAMN ARTIFACT OF PURE EVIL IN PLAIN SIGHT WHAT IF SOMEONE VISITS YOU AND IS ALL LIKE “OH HEY, WHAT A COOL MASK! I’M GONNA WEAR IT LOL” IMAGINE THE BLACKSMITH’S SON WEARING THAT FUCKING MASK BECAUSE HIS DAD IS SO GONNA FUCK YOU UP AND LET’S NOT GET STARTED ON THAT PLAYBOY BUNNY ERIDAN AMPORA SCARF WEARING MONEY FUCKER RAVIO AND HIS PET FLYING COTTON CANDY WHO STOLE YOUR HOUSE AND TURNED IT INTO A SHOP FOR EXPENSIVE FUCKING EQUIPMENT LIKE HEY WHAT IF YOU COME HOME AND THAT DUMBASS ISN’T WEARING HIS BUNNY COWL AND IS WEARING THE MOTHERFUCKING MAJORA’S MASK INSTEAD? WE GET "THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: GOD DAMN IT RAVIO" YOU FUCKING ONION FAIRY. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME YOU ALREADY GOT ENOUGH SHIT TO DEAL WITH I DON’T WANNA HAVE TO FACE OFF WITH SOME RABBIT SHITPISS WHO HAS THE POWER OF FORCING YOU TO PAY SHITLOADS OF RUPEES FOR IMPORTANT EQUIPMENT COMBINED WITH THE POWER TO MAKE THE MOON FALL AND GROW A FACE.
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